So, as you can see on the sidebar, I’m on Twitter. Kind of on and off over the past nine years. But I always manage to tweet during the Superbowl, so here’s some of the crap I was saying and retweeting.
sciville As a Redskins fan, normally I want the Eagles to lose, but dear God, I’m so sick of the Patriots, so… *cringe* Go Eagles! *cringe* #atleastitsnotdallas #SuperbowlLII
sciville I saw the beginning of the #PuppyBowl. None of the puppies took a knee during the national anthem. Or at least Animal Planet didn’t want to show it.
sciville When my NFL team was last in the #SuperBowl, a Simpsons episode was made about it. A third season Simpsons episode.
sciville If you order delivery today (and have the option of not doing so I should specify), you suck. It’s a busy night for them already. Make your own stuff for the occasion or have something ahead of time.
sciville Oh, hey, something is coming on NBC right now.
(Retweet) ACLU Respect and love for America doesn’t require blindness to America’s failure to honor its promise of racial justice and equality. #TakeAKnee
sciville Well, with that “I’ll stand by you” ad, seems we’re getting started on the “feels” ads.
sciville Oh shit, the crowd is booing the Patriots! LOL #SuperBowl
sciville Everyone is sick of the Patriots, and the Eagles beat the Vikings to get there tonight. Minneapolis is just the wrong city for this today. #SuperBowl
sciville Take a knee. Take a knee! It’s anthem time.
sciville “I’m trying to watch the #Superbowl! If people don’t support this thing, it might not make it.” -Abe Simpson, Season 7, “Mother Simpson” #simpsonsquotesforalloccasions
sciville Three-pointer for Philadelphia! #wrongsport #Superbowl
sciville A trailer for a trailer. Trailerception. #solo #Superbowl
sciville “This is Bill Beeeeelichick.” -Eric Cartman #SouthPark #SuperBowl
sciville WOW!!! #touchdown #Superbowl
sciville “Can you survive the ground?” “Can any of us survive the ground?” #SuperBowl
sciville You have ONE JOB, kicker!
sciville And a few days after this, ‘lympics!
sciville Does either team have like any defense?
sciville It finally happened. Someone stole Morgan Freeman’s voice.
sciville This looks like a tweet, but it’s actually a Tide ad.
sciville o snap, no goal #youhadonejobkicker
sciville Wow, are three-and-outs still a thing? #Superbowl
(Retweet) sciam How much water weight can an NFL player lose during a game? A running back might drop four to five pounds, and a lineman might expend closer to nine pounds. http://bit.ly/2GNDgxK #SuperBowl
(Retweet) BoJackHorseman if they start performing their own halftime show im out [Pic of BoJack sitting in a living room with Hollyhock and her 8 dads having a Superbowl party]
sciville “It’s a burrito full of plants pretending to be meat.”
sciville Go home, Tide. You’re drunk.
sciville GOOOOAAAAAAAL! #wrongsport #Superbowl
sciville The fuck was that, Febreze?
sciville Okay, who dropped $5 million on 30 seconds of blank quiet time?
sciville Keanu Reeves is surfing on a motorcycle through a desert. Your argument is invalid. #Superbowl
sciville Another GOOOOOAAAAAAL! For the other ones now.
sciville LOL kicking just isn’t there tonight. #Superbowl
sciville Australia. #thankgodthatsnotarealmovie
sciville I just assume every ad is a Tide ad until I see evidence to the contrary. #Superbowl
sciville Wow. The ball went through the uprights. Didn’t know that was possible. #Superbowl
sciville Time to turn the football game into a concert real quick and then turn it back into a football game real quick. #halftime #Superbowl
sciville *watches Pepsi Half-Time Show* *drinks Coke* I’m a badass. #Superbowl
sciville Minneapolis is turning purple!
sciville FYI, last time #Superbowl was on February 4 was in 2007. The halftime show act in that one was… Prince.
sciville Oh, right, the game.
sciville The plot thickens. #touchdown #Superbowl
sciville Ah, company that profits from alcoholism is at least keeping people hydrated. *shrug*
sciville This isn’t actually the #Superbowl. It’s all a Tide ad.
sciville Announcers don’t like call stands ruling. LOL #Superbowl
sciville The Bud Knight is in the audience.
sciville Another Guardians of the Galaxy? Wait, there’s the Hulk. Some Marvel mashup? Er, no, it’s a Tide ad. #Superbowl
sciville Uh oh. Game could go any which way. Suspense! #Superbowl
sciville LOL Peyton Manning at Universal Studios.
sciville Agholor sounds like a villain in a 1960’s Hanna Barbera cartoon.
sciville HOLY SHIT! #turnover #Superbowl
sciville “Fuck you, waterfall!” -Jeep #Superbowl
sciville Patriots fans, switch to Animal Planet and watch the #PuppyBowl. You’ll feel better. Everyone else, also watch the Puppy Bowl. To celebrate. To just be cute attacked. It’s all good.
sciville They’re smudging that shiny trophy. #Superbowl
sciville There is a word called “everything”. It’s… the word “everything”. #Superbowl
sciville Okay, football is done. Is it baseball season yet? #imissmynats
Well, that was fun.