Oh, here we go again…
Thanksgiving: More turkey?
Chanukah: Yes, thank you. More latkes?
Thanksgiving: Please! They’re marvelous.
Christmas: Hey, there you are, Chanukah! What’s going on over here?
Chanukah: Having a turkey and latke dinner with Thanksgiving.
Christmas: Interesting. How come?
Chanukah: Check a calendar. The 25th of Kislev this year is also Thanksgiving. So the two of us are hanging out this year.
Christmas: But I like hanging out with you. It won’t be the same not having you around.
Chanukah: Oh, sure, sure. You’ll be all alone. Except well, for Winter Solstice, Boxing Day, New Year’s Day, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Epiphany…
Christmas: I get it, I get it. Alright, I’ll leave you to it. See you next year, I guess.
Chanukah: Hmm. Well, I’d feel bad, but Thanksgiving seems so lonely each year. It’s a nice quiet change.
Thanksgiving: Oh, I’m not totally alone…
Chanukah: What do you mean?
Black Friday: LOL HAI U GUIZE!!!11!!1!
Thanksgiving and Chanukah: Oh shit!
