Ever heard of Coventry Carol? Yeah, didn’t think so. It’s an obscure Christmas carol, existing pretty much only in choirs and whatnot.
Anyway, check it out:
Lullay, thou little tiny child
By by lully lullay
Lullay thou little tiny child
By by lully lullay
Yeah, yeah… lots to, um, think about there. That’s, um, some deep stuff.
Anyway, second verse:
O sisters too how may we do
For to preserve this day
This poor youngling for whom we sing
By by lully lullay
Wait… what was that?!
This poor youngling for whom we sing
You know what this means?!
youngling
…
Of course! It’s so obvious!
JESUS WAS A JEDI!!!

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