Scroll down a ways and look to your right. Um, make sure you scroll back up here afterwards. Hehe.
Yup. Under the admin links and crap, I’ve added a Random Entries spot. Differs from the “Recent Entries” thing I’ve bitched about before seeing as these are for entries that aren’t right here on the main page anymore. A downside to this blog format is that there are so many awesome rants and pieces I wrote back in the day that fall out of sight. You people forget about them like the disrespectful maggots you are. But now they’re right there. A randomly generated list of some good old entries. The nostalgia!
Remember these? Oh, Pet Store! That was a good one. Don’t forget I’m American!, the little bit about politically correct terms. How can you pass up Behind Every Bag of Chips or Christian War? This is some good shit!
So, yeah, take this as a friendly reminder that there’s lots of good shit to read around here. I’m not reminding you for my own benefit. I remind you for your own. It’s good stuff. You should be so privileged. Now get reading! :doitnow:
I hereby decree…
Avoid the following places. Do not use their “services”. Do not trust them. Do not give them your money. Do not entrust them with the life of your son or daughter.
I cannot stress that enough. My decrees often have a somewhat light-hearted quality, as do most of the other pages on the Fortress. But with this I am absolutely serious. This is a matter of life and death. So look at the following list of facilities. I may even add more to the list from time to time. Look at this list.
Academy at Ivy Ridge
Robert Land Academy
Thayer Learning Center
Bethel Boys Academy
Eagle Point Christian Academy
Provo Canyon School
Carolina Springs Academy
Spring Creek Lodge Academy
Summit Quest Academy
And more. Many more.
Continue reading “Listen Carefully”
Was just thinking about a search phrase that hit the Fortress back in April.
“saying sure why not rude?”
You know, I can picture it now. Some insecure piss poor excuse for a parent asked their kid a question, to which the kid answered “Sure, why not?” Then they were no doubt punished for being “rude”.
Continue reading “Rude?”
And now, for the inaugural session of…
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Who would receive such a message? Not necessarily stuff I disagree with, although sometimes it is. Just stuff I’m sick of hearing and so are you.
Ironically, who should shut the hell up today? People who recite that stupid Voltaire quote practically every other sentence. You know the one.
“I don’t agree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.”
Continue reading “Your Right to Say It”
I’m not very political. I despise the news. I have no idea what’s going on here or anywhere.
But, damn it, as today got closer and closer, I got all excited and jumpy. “Iwannavote! Iwannavote! Iwannavote! Iwannavote! Iwannavote!”
Hehehe. And I did!
Sort of. Machine screwed up when they tried to enter me and get my card, so I had to fill out the damn thing on paper, as a provisional ballot. Bastards.
But at least I voted.
Who did I vote for? Who cares? Picking a candidate is not all there is to voting. Sure, it may be the whole point, but it’s not all there is. Voting is picking candidates, but, often more importantly, it’s about kicking the government in the shins now and then saying “Don’t you fucking ignore me!”
Yeah, you knew this was coming. This is Katrina’s tribute to September 11.
Oh, whatever should I say about the nasty event of five years ago today? Something patriotic? Nah. How I felt when it happened? I’ll get to that. Something about terrorism and war? Nope. Okay, might as well say what I did that day.
Continue reading “Not a Good Day for Twins”
Football season has begun…
Yay! Dallas Cowboys lost. I hate them SO much! *shakes fist*
That’s right. As indicated in some entries back in January, and even a few more recent ones, I am a Washington Redskins fan. Always have been. Always will be. As such, I hate the Dallas Cowboys and bear a healthy dislike for the Philadelphia Eagles and the New York Giants.
When I was three years old, my dad told me to go up to my uncle (a Dallas fan) and say “Dallas sucks!” So I did. Like every time I saw him. Wasn’t sure why it bothered my mom. Something about me saying a bad word. Not surprising. Dallas is a dirty word. Tell me something I don’t know.
Continue reading “Dallas Sucks”
And now, for a high and mighty, hawkish session of…
You know what I’m sick of? Conservative bloggers. Liberal bloggers suck, too, but I feel like boring into the right wingers for the moment. Aw, hell, all bloggers suck for that matter. But beside the point. 😉
Every once in a while I surf through some blogrolls to see what other random jerks with internet connections are saying. Conservative bloggers are a special breed, I must say. A hell of a lot of them, but special nonetheless. They have a lot of basic characteristics.
Continue reading “Right Doesn’t Make Right”
Dude! The Gazette published my letter! It’s not in the print edition, but it’s on their site. 😀