And now, for another swimmingly delicious, thunniform session of:
Here’s To You!
So I raise my glass and say, “Here’s to you, tuna!”
For you see, tuna is some of the greatest food in the world. Some people think steak is so wonderful. Meh. Others have certain partiality to pork. Well, whatever. But what’s truly wonderful is tuna.
Put it in a casserole! Eat it out of the can! Make it into a salad. Have it in a sub. Slap a slab of it on the grill. Leave it raw and gulp down its divinity, for it is King of Sushi. Or at least I say it is. That’s all that matters.
Tuna is great. Tuna is delicious. Tuna is godly. Let’s all eat some tuna!
Oh, and anyone who doesn’t like tuna or any seafood can, of course, go screw themselves.