July 9, 2009

More Pure Stupidity

Filed under: 100 Days of Summer,Assorted Politics,What the hell? — Katrina @ 7:02 pm

Okay, so I was driving home from work today, and I’m behind some pickup truck, and even by pickup truck standards it looked rather rednecky, with pipes and shit in the back. After a bit I notice a printed sign is taped to the back window and when stopped at a stoplight I finally noticed what it said.

Don’t blame me. I voted for the AMERICAN.

:dubious:

Go ahead. Let that sink in for a moment.

I mean, for a minute I wasn’t even sure which candidate it was referring to, until the obvious factors of Obama having been the one who won and that this was, after all, a pickup truck, which I think is only sold to people who would fellate Ronald Reagan if given the opportunity. And it is probably asking too much of any conservative to recognize that Hawaii is part of the United States while Panama is not.

This has been Day 47 of the 100 Days of Summer, Round 9.

4 Comments

  1. Aren’t you supposed to post EVERY day during the 100 days of summer?

    Fail :q:

    Comment by Lord Galen — July 9, 2009 @ 10:50 pm

  2. No, she posts every day during December.

    And pickups are only sold to necrophiliac gerontophiles?

    Comment by Adamantaimai — July 10, 2009 @ 3:24 am

  3. No, not ones that are necrophiliac gerontophiles in general, just ones that would make the exception for Reagan.

    When I pulled into the next lane to make a left turn, I got a look at the guy. Of course, some old dude with a big bushy mustache who looks like he spends too much time in the sun and could easily bust out with a spot-on “They took our jerrrbs!!!”

    Comment by Katrina — July 10, 2009 @ 7:46 pm

  4. Hey! I drive a pickup truck, and I wouldn’t think of fellating Reagan. It’s a damn useful vehicle, when you need to move large amounts of building material around.

    Comment by Eddy — July 19, 2009 @ 6:01 am

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