Want to Be Cool Like Me?
Yeah, right. You’ll never be as cool as I am. Quit dreaming that right now. I’m the queen of everything!
But you know what makes me so cool? That’s right. I get to use smilies in these posts while you don’t. Ha! Well, I decided it’s a bit more in my nature to share the wealth. Therefore, you will now find that when you go to make a comment, there’s a link to a very nice pop-up window with about 50-some smilies I’ve decided that you may use when you make your little comments after I post, most likely agreeing with me on everything I say and gawking at my amazing insight. 
Words don’t quite do it for you? Use a smilie!
Oh, and as long as I’m talking about comments, some of you may have noticed that I gotta approve your comments before they show up. That way I make sure you’re for real and not trying to enlarge my already satisfactory breasts or my non-existent penis. But don’t worry. Once I’ve approved your comment, your subsequent comments, provided you use the same name, e-mail, and IP address, should show right up. 
Enlarge your penis with Penilex!
Woot, you’ve got smilies in your comments now! That’s excellent. Strangely, for my commenting system, Wordpress lets real comments through but puts all the spam in moderation.
Comment by Jesu — January 12, 2006 @ 9:34 pm
Penilex, eh? *gulps it all up, looks down* Damn, it’s not working!
Hmmm. You commented once before already. I wonder why you still had to go through the moderation. Hmmm. The only difference I found at all was in your last comment, you didn’t include the “www” for your website but you did this time, but, damn, if it’s THAT picky…!
Comment by Katrina — January 12, 2006 @ 9:45 pm
Wait. Duh! It caught your comment probably because you said penis, which is one of the magic words that sends stuff into moderation.
Comment by Katrina — January 12, 2006 @ 9:49 pm
Comment by Jesu — January 13, 2006 @ 6:25 pm
Hey, it let you right in this time! Sweet!
Comment by Katrina — January 13, 2006 @ 10:06 pm