Drop Dead!
Added: February 4, 2006

Originally posted on NYRA forums on October 31, 2005.

According to many news sources, apparently Iran has told Israel to drop dead.

You know, I actually see this as a good sign. Tight-ass countries speaking their minds. Fuck all this propriety bullshit, man. I can just see it all now. This should be a trend!

USA: "Hey, Canada!"

Canada: "Yeah?"

USA: "Drop dead!"

Canada: "Ah! Well, drop dead yourself, you hoser."

Norway: "Hey! Sweden! Drop dead!"

Sweden: "You drop dead!"

China: "Drop dead, Japan!"

Japan: "Domo! You drop dead yourself you commie bastard!"

China: "At least USA never drop bomb on us."

Japan: "Ouch, man!"

England: "I say, France. It's just my opinion, but I do believe you should drop dead, you cheese eating surrender monkeys."

France: "Vive la France! You drop dead, you limey British swine!"

Greece: "Drop dead, Turkey! You suck."

Turkey: "You drop dead! And quit hogging the Aegean Sea!"

Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Ukraine, Belarus, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Armenia, Georgia, Azerbaijan, and Moldova: "Drop dead, Russia!"

Russia: "Nyet! You all drop dead!"

India: "Hey, drop dead, Pakistan!"

Pakistan: "Not cool! You drop dead."

New Zealand: "Australia, drop dead."

Australia: "What! You drop dead. I'm the reason anyone even knows you exist."

New Zealand: "Pfft. Whatever, man. Lord of the Rings was filmed here!"

Australia: "Fuck you. Fuck Lord of the Rings. I'm a Harry Potter fan, bitch."

New Zealand: "Oh, don't even get me started!"

Andorra: "Hey, there, Liechtenstein! Drop dead!"

Liechtenstein: "Andorra, you drop dead. But just as well. We're wedged up here in our own mountain ranges anyway."

Andorra: "True. Does anyone ever even remember we exist?"

North Korea: "South Korea! Drop dead. Ha!"

South Korea: "Oh, you want to bring it? Drop dead yourself. You're the crappy side of the country."

North Korea: "Oh? And who the hell knows or cares who you are or what you are?"

South Korea: "Um, hello? A little show called M*A*S*H?"

North Korea: "Dumbass. The 4077 was in my side of the country!"

South Korea: "D'oh!"

Cuba: "Hey, Mexico. Drop dead!"

Mexico: "Oh, please! You drop dead. Nobody likes you dumb commies. Who cares about you?"

Cuba: "Who cares, you ask? Why, we have that Elian Gonzalez kid."

Mexico: "Yeah, well, we have SPEEDY Gonzalez!"

Cuba: "Aw, motherfucker."

Iraq: "Hey, drop dead, Israel!"

Israel: "You drop dead. Wait. Didn't you already tell me to drop dead?"

Iraq: "No, that was Iran."

Israel: "Iran, Iraq. What's the fucking difference? Why the fuck are you two countries right next to each other with the same basic four-letter name only off by the last letter? And you're both Arab countries?"

Iran: "What! I'm PERSIAN, motherfucker! Get it right."

Israel: "Oy vey! I'm just going to see what Palestine is up to. Hey, Palestine!"

Palestine: "Yes?"

Israel: "Drop dead! Hahahaha!"

Palestine: "Oh, oh! Isn't this just typical? You tell me to drop dead on a regular fucking basis, yet on the rare occasion I tell you to drop dead, you run crying to the USA."

Israel: "I do not!"

Palestine: "You do, too!"

USA: "Is there a problem here?"

Israel: "Palestine told me to drop dead again!"

Palestine: "What! You're the one who told me to drop dead!"

Israel: "No, you told me to drop dead. Just a minute ago."

Palestine: "Did not!"

Israel: "Did!"

Palestine: "Did not!"

Israel: "Did!"

Palestine: "Did not!"

Israel: "Did not!"

Palestine: "Did!"

Israel: "Did not!"

Palestine. "Dammit! I did. Now when I say I did, that means I did."

Israel: "Have it your way, then. You did tell me to drop dead. USA, Palestine admitted to telling me to drop dead!"

Palestine: "Wait, what?!"

USA: "Palestine, you be nice to Israel, now. Stop calling him names and telling him to die. I'm getting sick of it."

Israel: "Haha, Palestine. I pulled that old Bugs Bunny cartoon trick on you."

Palestine: "Kiss ass motherfucker. Speaking of cartoon characters, could you stop using cartoons to teach your children that all my people are terrorists and inherently evil?"

Israel: "What?! You're the one doing that to me, asshole. Everyone knows that. It's because you hate me."

Palestine: "I do not. You hate me. Quit making your prejudice little propaganda shows, cocksucker."

Israel: "I don't make such propaganda. You do!"

Palestine: "Do not."

Israel: "Do, too!"

Palestine: "Do not!"

Israel: "Do, too!"

Palestine: "Do not!"

Israel: "Do not!"

Palestine: "Do, too!"

Israel: "Do not!"

Palestine: "Do, too!"

Israel: "Okay, fine. Have it your way. I don't make prejudice propaganda. That must just be you, then."

Palestine: "What? Oh! Asshole, I'll kill you!"

Israel: "Hahahaha! Pussy."

Palestine: "Jerk!"

Israel: "Hot headed fucktard!"

Lebanon: "WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP?! I've got problems of my own you know."

Cyprus: "Oh, tell me about it! I can hear them way out here!"

Syria: "Hey, Lebanon! Drop dead! Hahaha!"

Lebanon: "You drop dead, Syria! Fucking controlling assholes."

Israel: "Are all you Arabs the same? Yet you fight each other. Pity."

Palestine: "What the hell do you know? And you blame ME for stereotyping?"

Jordan: *sigh* "Would anyone mind if I just gently nudged these two into the Mediterranean?"

Vatican City: "No! The birthplace of Jesus is there!"

Jordan: "Well, why are you way the hell over there?"

Vatican City: "Shit, you think we'd come anywhere near where you guys are? To just get our asses blown to smithereens? No thank you!"

Austria: "They go on and on!"

Switzerland: "Hey, Austria."

Austria: "What?"

Switzerland: "Drop dead!"

Austria: "Oh! You drop dead! Wait. I thought you were supposed to be neutral."

Switzerland: "That's what I WANTED you to think! Hahaha!"

Hungary: "Okay. I think I've had enough. If you all don't mind, I'm sick of this shit. Finland and I are going to just be returning to our Finno-Ugric planet now."

Finland: "With pleasure! Ooh, Hungary! I got an idea. When we get there, let's incite all the countries to tell each other to drop dead."

Hungary: "Hey, yeah! That'd be cool!"

Iran: "Hey! That's my bit! Don't you fucking steal it! I started it, you alien assholes!"

Afghanistan: "Honestly, is that such a great thing?"

Iran: "Meh."


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