88 Lines About 44 NYRA Forums Members
Added: December 28, 2005

Originally posted on NYRA forums on July 2, 2005.

(Yep. A parody of "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails. If you're not familiar with it, get it!)

Alex is our president
THABOAT is the car he loves.
Jason is a Bush-supporter
And he reads a lot of blogs.
Andrew is a snappy one
Pittsburgh and pit bull fan.
Jess must endure the fundies
Then move to England if she can.

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Ken is our Vermont man
Always feeding his open mind.
Jeff likes to spell things out
Even if they are unkind.
Kevin, our 420 keeper
Chemist who enjoys the weed.
Adam carries Asheville's weight
More stress than I'm sure he needs!

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Robert leads his Berkeley gang
To kick a lot of ageist ass.
Zach, Lefty Telepathy,
Helps ensure pro-youth laws pass.
Joia claims to love us all
Except the many that piss her off.
Pam deals with a lot of crap
But it's okay, she is tough.

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Chris, educator, activist,
Writes many a delicious rant.
Oren fears the reprisal of
Stuff we support but he just can't.
Kev holds tight onto his values
With large bold and all caps.
Alyson is eloquent
While dodging school system traps.

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Darius, in his Persian glory
He sure has a lot of hair!
Victor may be on some island
But rest assured, he is there.
M29, our Canadian friend
Even if random, he contributes still.
Svend talks highly of himself
Just worry it may get him killed.

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Gwen argues well for suffrage
Sense of humor in this one.
Steff has got creativity
Takes her art and has some fun.
Carden has an addiction
To irrelevant films and pics.
Rory came here so determined
To ensure school policy was fixed.

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Scott writes up the monthly Freedom
Vehemently hates gulag schools.
Kathleen truly knows her stuff
Makes everyone else look like fools.
Ana, Queen of NYC,
A bartender at 19.
Gella of the Jewish cloth
Proves that gay is not obscene.

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Herb Ninja, avid anti-Bush
He fears the GOP's wrath.
David may not be perfect
But usually can tell what is bad.
Mags has gone to Arizona
A new place to terrorize.
Chickenhawk lives in fright
Of the Maddman's 25.

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Sufferagist screamed bloody murder
Then left lots of edit holes.
Yamet went to a gulag school
Why? Did he not wipe his nose?
Dave demands we all have rights
Beast of burden he should not be.
Jason Puz took on Olympia
To drop Washington's vote to 16!
Keith Mandell, coordinator
Lawyer who must lower the vote.
Stealthbomber, a Red Wings fan
Cheers for justice within all she wrote.
Patrick has made the time
Made NYRA - Santa Fe.
Brendan gets the useful info
Glad he makes the time of day!
Rich has the mad math skills
Leaves all others scratching their heads.
Josh fights school tooth and nail
And refuses to take his meds.
Evil saltine helps here and there
Plus he has a kick ass name.
Katrina, zany lab rat chick
Hopes to always be this way.

Eighty-eight lines about forty-four NYRA forums members.



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