Frequently Asked Questions
Actually, nobody has asked me much of anything. Here's stuff you might be wondering. Either way, check here before asking me something that's already been answered, stupid!
Q: Eight Mine Fortress? That's a dumb name. How'd you come up with something like that?
A: Here. Read. Be enlightened.
Q: Why do you have a blog? Blogs are stupid.
A: Heh, tell me about it! I have it because I feel like it, now shut up.
Q: Why doesn't your blog have anything interesting? Blogs are supposed to either be about politics or current events or your personal life.
A: Hahaha! Ah, no, not this one. There's enough dumbass political commentary on the other zillions of pointless blogs out there. And why should I bore you with my personal life? I don't even find my personal life all that interesting. It's none of your damn business! So, instead, I bore you with profane rants and mindless ramblings.
Q: Wait, you mean the blog isn't the whole site? What's this other crap?
A: Read it and find out for yourself, genius.
Q: Who wrote all this?
A: I did!
Q: And who are you?
A: Katrina.
Q: If I submitted something to you, will you put it up on the Fortress?
A: Hell, no. Get your own damn site.
Q: How is it possible you're the same chick who runs Science Village?
A: Well, let's see, first I registered a domain name and bought hosting for it, and called the site Science Village. Then a year later, I, the exact same person!, bought another domain name and got it hosted, and called it Eight Mine Fortress. Imagine that!
Q: No, no. I mean, you're such a vulgar bitch here, yet SciVille is sweet, clean, and family friendly? What's the deal?
A: Um, I feel like it? What's with you people? Just because someone is vulgar in one area, she can't be nice and sweet in another area? I'm more faceted than you think, loser.
Q: What the fuck is Tomato World?
A: My 5½-year-old Tripod site that I only pay attention to like three times a year? That pretty well covers it actually. Ah, it's so beautifully unrefined, hehehe.
Q: What the hell is NYRA and why do you have a whole section devoted to it?
A: To answer that first part, clicky! Actually, if you look around enough, that might answer the rest of your question, too.
Q: Why have you reposted this old stuff in "Goodies Reposted"? Do you really think it's so good?
A: Why, yes, I do.
Q: Well, it's not.
A: Oh, and I suppose you could do better? Put up or shut up!
Q: Why are you such a bitch?
A: Well, being a bitch is fun sometimes. Often, I'm left with no choice about that. What can I say?
Q: Why the naughty language?
A: Because I feel like it. If you don't like it, bite me. Well, okay, I was kind enough to put a language warning on a couple of pages around here, but that's all. And I didn't bother to do the same for Sure, Why Not? because I'm going free-range with that one. Don't stifle me!
Q: Are you aware some pictures you host from this domain that you post elsewhere depict copyrighted characters?
A: If the copyright owners actually spot one and go through the trouble of finding this site and complaining to me, I'll take care of it. Don't you worry your little head.
Q: Your writing sucks. Did you know that?
A: So?
Q: I can't get the contact form to work. I can't read the confirmation code!
A: That's not a question. In fact, if the contact form doesn't work, how were you able to send that, dipwad? 
Q: I hate the color scheme here! It's too dark! Why can't you get rid of the purples and reds, but keep the green and throw in a little yellow here and there? Oh, and keep the blue a little bit and put in lots of white. Wouldn't that be so much better?
A: Shut up, Alex.
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